What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!


2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.


3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.


4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.


5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.


6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.


7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.


8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.


9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.


10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.


11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.


12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.


13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'


14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Mr. Bean

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!




2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!



3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!




4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


Jokes Of Mr. Bean

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Heavenly earth

All These Pictures I See in Yuh4n's blog.Highly recommended you all see his blog.Heaven is a colourful place that can startle you.Believe it.

Edge of Glacier

Golden Maple Leaf

Disney Castle

Beauty of Tibet

Windmills of Holland

Neuschwannstein, King Ludwig's Castle in Bavaria , Germany

Saltzburg Austria - the most beautiful city we have ever seen.

The beauty of Antarctica

Autumn in Germany

Tundra

Cherry Blossoms Japan

The Moon and Star on Earth

Deep Autumn

Breithorn Peak ( Switzerland )

The Purple Romance

Come (Make a wish)

Lavender at the Foot of the Mountain

MirrorLake

Earthbound Rainbow

Blue Sea

The Night Scene of Eiffel Tower

Lavender Farm

Lavender Farm and Tree

Teenage life

I like this song now.It suits my mood.Tomorrow 14-2-09 is 2009 year Valentine's day but it not concern me at all as we do not have any relationship for now.This year I'm alone too.Nothing change.Same lifestyle,same hair cut,same friends all still the same.Talking about friends one of my closet friend now change other class and we no always keep in touch.Just become normal friend.Missing.

Teenager's Vexation Part 2

I am giving some method to solve the Teenager's Vexation.
Just relax.Everyone can do it just need follow some instruction.
I not force everyone must follow my way.You have your own way.Just be creative.
Following my methods will get some benefit:
1) No mark will deducted
2) Answers are reasonable
3) Easy
4) Can answer faster
5) No formula to be memorized
6) No calculation
7) No need pass up white sheet exam paper
8) Just need relax
9) No stress at all
10)No wasting times at all

However most of people do not like my methods because....







No marks are added because all answers are wrong.

Teenager's Vexation

Vexation is worry.Worry is still worry.Nothing can change about it.After seeing this would you laugh,would you flash back to your teenager's life.The author is too stress stress till this condition.Can't imagine right?Now I live in a stressful life also.So busy.Busy till no time.I can see the seconds,minutes and hours passing me everyday but i cant feel it.No feeling at all.Competition coming.Busier now.I want go into the world that full of freedom.I love freedom.No chain ties me at all.Can fly or go anywhere you want.No stress.No worries.No vexation.Just me alone.Let's me enjoy the freedom that I desire.Can?

The 9th day of Chinese New Year

The 9th day of Chinese New Year actually is our Hokkien New Year (Thni Kong Seh)HeHe most of the Penang Chinese people are Hok Kein so no need go to school today^^
here come the story: The folk tale has it that the Hokkiens escaped mistreatment by ruthless army in ancient China by seeking refuge in a sugarcane plantation. They emerged unharmed on the 8th day of Chinese New Year. The birthday of the Jade Emperor. Hence the New Year of Hokkiens.
Hehe sugarcane help us escape so we buy food,fruits and sugarcane as offering to the Jade Emperor God

Just for fun

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look .... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... Made in Japan !
Proton...no good.... Made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.... Look.... Nissan!!!..... Very good!! Very fast! Made in Japan !
Proton.... No good.... Made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !
Jap: look.... Look... Honda!!.... Very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan !

Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... Very expensive..... You overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .... Look .... Look ..... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan !

Phuah Chu Kang love'story

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............ ......... ...... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

tempete de vent janvier 2009

Please Watch the video


Is it cool?This is the power of nature.Therefore don't you think you can fight against the nature.Protect our earth and prevent the nature destruction.

新年快乐

新年到了（废话，谁不知）在新的一年里，（白痴，难道是旧的一年）恭祝大家（神精，会是诅咒大家吗）新年进步（多余，难道是退步吗）万事如意（骗小孩，我想飞，行吗）身体健康（有病找你算账）笑口常开（那是变态）年年有余（对不起，我家没养鱼）学业猛进（你帮我考啊）哈哈祝你新年快乐^^

Tougue Twister (The Best Ever)

Mom Song William Tell

Nice?Can interpret? She say too fast.What every mom say in 24 hours condensed in 2 minutes.Imagine!!!

Mom Song William Tell (With Lyrics Captions)But sound system not very good

Have a nice day and chinese new year.I LOVE YOU MOM!!!!!

Chinese New Year

Gong xi Gong xi
Haha Chinense New Year coming soon.Left 4 days only!!!Imagine 4 days after all chinese people wear red shirt, red short and even red underwear.All things must re include your hair and finger nails.Is it true.Ya it's true in past but not now! But our school headmaster and school teachers want our school and class room engulfed by red so call us decorate our classes(actually they want find the loser help them to Kerja Sosial).Therefore we wasting our money buying these and that to decorate.Unfortunately, what happen next never predict by us.Our school teacher suddenly say the class that not beautiful will be punished.Sienz I think my class the ugliest lol so sure kena punished le.T.T Again bad government forbid us play firework.WTF breaking our chinese traditional...Playing firework is our traditional so I as a wise chinese people encourage you all chinese people play firework la.Just for fun ma.If see police car then run run run lol^^.
Old 1 year again 17 years old le.SPM coming but no guess what no feeling at all(Bo Rasa).Quite funny.
Now hearing a song sing by James Blunt who is the singer of You're Beautiful.His song,his song lyrics including his body(nice body he have) so damn beautiful.
Here the song Goodbye my lover-James Blunt



Some of my friends say my blog so sienz no diary de.Lol day liao lol diary is diary still private la.If give you know my private things go to school how face you all.You know why?Because i will pai sei(shy) when i pai sei i dont like people see my face de.... Hehe^^ so in conclusion Maybe i will open another blog for dairy.

One more thing,after you all see this please give me 1 ang pao la.I'm lack of ang pao.Thx^^

New York Times readers choose Penang as No.2 must-visit destination for 2009

Fly Direct To Macau From Penang

Penangites can now look forward to flying to Macau for their weekend getaway thanks to Air Asia. Likewise for visitors from Macau who will soon be able to come over to Penang for all the delectable "Only In Penang" dishes we have to offer.

Air Asia launched their direct flights to and from Macau and Penang today. Travelers will be able to make ticket bookings from 19th January 2009 onwards. The direct flights, scheduled to fly five times a week will begin its services from 1st March 2009.

George Town and Macau share the similarity as a proud UNESCO World Heritage City.

More info, please visit www.airasia.com

NY Times readers choose Penang as No.2 must-visit destination for 2009


January 11th 2009

The New York Times

Penang has been nominated as No. 2 in The New York Times "The 44 Places To Go in 2009" as a result of Reader Recommendations. Penang has been categorized under frugal and foodie places to go in 2009.

The Pearl of the Orient, compared to the likes of Bangkok and Ho Chi Minh City has been labeled as one of South-East Asia's liveliest street-food scene.

Stating that adventurous foodies are now turning to Penang, which rules as the culinary capital of Malaysia, for deliciously chronicling pan-Asian flavors such as our flavorful Asam Laksa and Char Koey Teow which costs no more than $2 for a delectable meal.

Read more at The Star Online.

Valentine's Day on a cruise round Penang Island

A perfect way to spend your Valentine evening where the sun is low in the sky and the wind is gentle. Enjoy your valentine's dinner with sunset at Muka Head or the sight at Batu Maung or cruise along our Penang Bridge passing fishing villages and leisurely cruising along the coast line in the Indian Ocean.

Penang Tourism Information Centre



Address
116 & 118 Acheh Street,
10200 Penang
Tel: 04-2616606

Opening Hours
Monday – Friday
8.00am to 5.00pm

Saturday, Sunday & Public Holiday
Closed

"Ken Lee" without you

So damn funny.I get this clip from Kev'blog.

This is the original singer Mariah Carey_Without You

Fantastic animals!!!!

This pictures I get from

Alien'blog

Strongly recommended you all visiting his blog.