WARNING: Some of our short jokes may be considered highly offensive to sensitive readers.
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Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.
Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.
Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie
Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
A. Fingerprints!
Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
A. He got the sack.
Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A. He's down to four butts a day.
Q. Did you hear about the kid napping?
A. Yeah, he woke up!
Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".
Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
A. Two gays with haemorrhoids.
Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q. How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?
A. They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.
Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.
Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A. He found a hare up his ass.
Q. How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
A. The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q. How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?
A. All the good guys are hung.
Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.
Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.
Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A. They exchanged loads.
Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A. A fruit stand!
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "Wow it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
帮马作传精的事好玩吗？
在烂泥中捉螃蟹值得吗？
别人小，大便，他们在哪儿承罪，很香吗？
人类公共厕所很好做吗？
很危险阿！
I want kfc can I eat you as you look more special than others?
好过瘾阿！比吸毒还过瘾！
大象便秘必须帮忙它
