Sunday, May 10, 2009


Happy mother's day.I give my best wish to my mother today and bless all mothers in this world have a red-letter day.Now,still have one week left.Am I too late or still can catch up.I confuse.Really confuse.Confusing about the things i need to do.Is it reading the best solution?Or exercising?I think both are important.Without reading,you know nothing but without exercising you cant pass with colourful results.But now 1 week left i din have much time to struggle with these.For me,examination just like a game.The host are teacher and we,students play a role as players.I hate playing a game knowing the results will be.This time I know I'm playing a lose game.No chance to win.As I din have much time.You know why?I take account as an extra subject this March.Now I have to swollen all the form 4 and 5 topics of form 5 in my stomach.Do you think my stomach big enough to fill them?I don't think so.Now I really in conflict.I admit I'm kind of person that are emotional.When I din have any mood,I can't read book.The best solution is sleeping,watching television's programs or playing games.I really can't concentrate.I just a fish in my stomach making me very extreme uncomfortable.I hate these feelings.Sometime when doing the accounts,I really regret.But I always tell this is the decision what I made last time.I can't blame anybody but only myself. It's really torturing and I really need a guidance,a really wise guidance that can takes back my confidence.Without confidence you lose 50 percent.It's a truth.I hate exam so much.But one thing I love exam the most is after exam holidays coming.^^Hey my mood seen to be very down today.But i need to cheer it up cause today is what day every mother's birthday.Still I not yet celebrating it as my dad and mom are very busy with their works.We just simply eat a dinner celebrating it.But it's too early for a dinner at 5p.m.Haiz why people like drag themselves into such torturing life.I still dun get it.Maybe when I build up a family then I know what their feeling and thinking.Talking too much today and i would like to end up here.Bless you all have a nice day.
Something I want to introduce to you all.This one of the most melody I love the most call To Zanarkand from Final Fantasy 5

Wednesday, May 6, 2009


Do you think I should write my diary on blog?

Please give me comments.

Saturday, May 2, 2009



Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."


The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why."
Wife : ?????????

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard


Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ . the funniest...*

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Friday, May 1, 2009


> ???
> ??? HE : Can I buy you a drink?
> ??? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
> ???
> ??? HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a
> face like
> yours.
> ??? SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for
> a face like
> yours.
> ???
> ??? HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> ??? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake
> twice.
> ???
> ??? HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> ??? SHE : I must've been given your share.
> ???
> ??? HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> ??? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
> ???
> ??? HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
> ??? SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
> ???
> ??? HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> ??? SHE : Okay, get out.
> ???
> ??? HE : I think I could make you very happy.
> ??? SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
> ???
> ??? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> ??? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
> ???
> ??? HE : Can I have your name?
> ??? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
> ???
> ??? HE : Shall we go see a movie?
> ??? SHE : I've already seen it.
> ???
> ??? HE : Where have you been all my life?
> ??? SHE : Hiding from you.
> ???
> ??? HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
> ??? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
> ???
> ??? HE : Is this seat empty?
> ??? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> ???
> ??? HE : So, what do you do for a living?
> ??? SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
> ???
> ??? HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
> ??? SHE : Do not enter.
> ???
> ??? HE : Your body is like a temple.
> ??? SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
> ???
> ??? HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> ??? SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> ???
> ??? (and men who may appreciate good humor)