Saturday, January 31, 2009

Phuah Chu Kang love'story

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............ ......... ...... you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

Friday, January 30, 2009

tempete de vent janvier 2009

Please Watch the video


Is it cool?This is the power of nature.Therefore don't you think you can fight against the nature.Protect our earth and prevent the nature destruction.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

新年快乐

新年到了(废话,谁不知)在新的一年里,(白痴,难道是旧的一年)恭祝大家(神精,会是诅咒大家吗)新年进步(多余,难道是退步吗)万事如意(骗小孩,我想飞,行吗)身体健康(有病找你算账)笑口常开(那是变态)年年有余(对不起,我家没养鱼)学业猛进(你帮我考啊)哈哈祝你新年快乐^^



Friday, January 23, 2009

Tougue Twister (The Best Ever)

Mom Song William Tell

Nice?Can interpret? She say too fast.What every mom say in 24 hours condensed in 2 minutes.Imagine!!!

Mom Song William Tell (With Lyrics Captions)But sound system not very good

Have a nice day and chinese new year.I LOVE YOU MOM!!!!!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Chinese New Year


Gong xi Gong xi
Haha Chinense New Year coming soon.Left 4 days only!!!Imagine 4 days after all chinese people wear red shirt, red short and even red underwear.All things must re include your hair and finger nails.Is it true.Ya it's true in past but not now! But our school headmaster and school teachers want our school and class room engulfed by red so call us decorate our classes(actually they want find the loser help them to Kerja Sosial).Therefore we wasting our money buying these and that to decorate.Unfortunately, what happen next never predict by us.Our school teacher suddenly say the class that not beautiful will be punished.Sienz I think my class the ugliest lol so sure kena punished le.T.T Again bad government forbid us play firework.WTF breaking our chinese traditional...Playing firework is our traditional so I as a wise chinese people encourage you all chinese people play firework la.Just for fun ma.If see police car then run run run lol^^.
Old 1 year again 17 years old le.SPM coming but no guess what no feeling at all(Bo Rasa).Quite funny.
Now hearing a song sing by James Blunt who is the singer of You're Beautiful.His song,his song lyrics including his body(nice body he have) so damn beautiful.
Here the song Goodbye my lover-James Blunt



Some of my friends say my blog so sienz no diary de.Lol day liao lol diary is diary still private la.If give you know my private things go to school how face you all.You know why?Because i will pai sei(shy) when i pai sei i dont like people see my face de.... Hehe^^ so in conclusion Maybe i will open another blog for dairy.

One more thing,after you all see this please give me 1 ang pao la.I'm lack of ang pao.Thx^^

Monday, January 19, 2009

New York Times readers choose Penang as No.2 must-visit destination for 2009

Fly Direct To Macau From Penang

Penangites can now look forward to flying to Macau for their weekend getaway thanks to Air Asia. Likewise for visitors from Macau who will soon be able to come over to Penang for all the delectable "Only In Penang" dishes we have to offer.

Air Asia launched their direct flights to and from Macau and Penang today. Travelers will be able to make ticket bookings from 19th January 2009 onwards. The direct flights, scheduled to fly five times a week will begin its services from 1st March 2009.

George Town and Macau share the similarity as a proud UNESCO World Heritage City.

More info, please visit www.airasia.com

NY Times readers choose Penang as No.2 must-visit destination for 2009


January 11th 2009

The New York Times

Penang has been nominated as No. 2 in The New York Times "The 44 Places To Go in 2009" as a result of Reader Recommendations. Penang has been categorized under frugal and foodie places to go in 2009.

The Pearl of the Orient, compared to the likes of Bangkok and Ho Chi Minh City has been labeled as one of South-East Asia's liveliest street-food scene.

Stating that adventurous foodies are now turning to Penang, which rules as the culinary capital of Malaysia, for deliciously chronicling pan-Asian flavors such as our flavorful Asam Laksa and Char Koey Teow which costs no more than $2 for a delectable meal.

Read more at The Star Online.

Valentine's Day on a cruise round Penang Island

A perfect way to spend your Valentine evening where the sun is low in the sky and the wind is gentle. Enjoy your valentine's dinner with sunset at Muka Head or the sight at Batu Maung or cruise along our Penang Bridge passing fishing villages and leisurely cruising along the coast line in the Indian Ocean.

Penang Tourism Information Centre



Address
116 & 118 Acheh Street,
10200 Penang
Tel: 04-2616606

Opening Hours
Monday – Friday
8.00am to 5.00pm

Saturday, Sunday & Public Holiday
Closed

Friday, January 16, 2009

"Ken Lee" without you



So damn funny.I get this clip from Kev'blog.

This is the original singer Mariah Carey_Without You

Monday, January 12, 2009

Penang



Penang Hill




For a cool retreat and fabulous views of Georgetown City, take a half-hour cable funicular train ride up from the Air Hitam railway station, which is in itself quite an experience. At its peak of 800m above sea level, savor overwhelming views of the terrain and glimpses of the built-up environment, fauna and flora of Penang's highest peak. Nature lovers can opt to take a six-kilometre hike up by nature trails accessible from the Botanical Gardens. Holiday bungalows are available.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Penang attraction



1. Northen Beaches
2. Watersports
3. Butterfly Farm
4. Botanical Gardens
5. Reclining Buddha
6. Fort Cornwallis
7. Kapitan Kling Mosque
8. Khoo Kongsi
9. Komtar
10. Penang Hill
11. Kek Lok Si Temple
12. Penang Bridge
13. Gurney Drive
14. Cheng Fatt Tze Mansion
15. Clock Tower
16. Museum
17. State Mosque
18. Titikrawang Falls
19. Batik Factory
20. Fishing Village
21. Light House
22. Durian Farms
23. Snake Temple
24. Free Trade Zone
25. Hibiscus & Reptile Farm
26. Kampung Seronok
27. International Airport
28. Ferry
29. Bird Park
30. Prai Industrial Estate
31. Mak Mandin Industrial Estate
32. Trekking
33. Burmese Temple
34. Rooftop Water-Theme Park
35. Natthukhotai Temple
36. Youth Park
37. P. Ramlee's House
38. USM Museum Art & Gallery
39. Pinang Cultural Centre

Friday, January 9, 2009

Constellation also has three stage

Constellation also has three stage

The three stages of Aries

The first stage is the birthday in March 21 to March 31 of this phase between was Mars, very authoritarian personality; Aries personality is also very obvious, and often impatient, easily annoyed, very aggressive, very independent, and occasionally some small quirks. You can strengthen the part is not to have too dogmatic language, too arbitrary, then let others antipathy. Your imagination is very rich, but also very much believe that their own instincts, this is your special talents. But intuition wrong, you will be unwilling to admit that this is to pay special attention to the Oh! Are you doing the time for decision, often rely on feelings and intuition, so more than usual to absorb the point of information, so your intuition will be more accurate. Your ability is very strong, but sometimes because of a lack of patience can not be successful.

The second stage is the birthday in April 1 to April 10 this stage between the sun, there is a bright representative of honor, on behalf of change and reform. Aries is the constellation active, together with the power of the sun, we can strengthen the good mobility, but they will not be so autocratic. In fact, you are a competitive person who likes to be changed repeatedly or boring work, that will not like it, so you often need to develop your new ideas and capabilities. More to develop your potential, the more able to emerge. Do you have rapid intelligence gathering capacity, which is somewhat similar with the Gemini; Therefore, the times of work best suited to this stage Aries born!

The third stage is the birthday on April 11 to April 20 is among the masters of Jupiter, that is to say this stage is the most compassionate and Aries group conscience. You is relatively polite, unlike other Aries, like Burnout, but relatively thin inner sensitive, more artistic talent. To coordinate your inner conflicts, because you often make some impulsive thing, after only regret very much, and then feel that they should not do so, and deeply regret it. You are a very good people, we must know how to adjust, so that sensitive side to soften their hearts impulsive personality, you can become a successful person!

Taurus the three stages of

The first stage is the birthday in April 21 to April 30 of this phase between the Taurus is the most happy to help others Taurus. Personal planet is Venus, the representative of love and beauty, you are very dedicated to love, for people who hold compassion, so you over or to engage in volunteer work at some of the services industry.Speaking to you, if we can also use your art appreciation can make money, is really a matter for multiple purposes. And you also need to communicate with others is often gut feeling, you will learn from others, born at this stage has the characteristics of Taurus.

The second stage is the birthday in May 1 to May 10 between the personal planets are Mercury, the representative of the knowledge, so this stage will be the Taurus compared to express their own, can clearly want their own, to express thought . Only to be overcome is the issue of脸皮薄often, sometimes even if you know how to say, how to express, but the nerve to give up too thin, and fear of failure. Make the best use of your eloquence, and for your career or all aspects of human relationships can be further strengthened.

The third phase is the Taurus May 11 to May 19 between the personal planets is Saturn, you are more steady Taurus, and most have the patience, the most thoughtful, the most intimate, but also the most conservative Taurus. Exuberant energy is your qualities, no matter what situation you can always tirelessly efforts; others see what you do not seem to have power, but you just like the mini-train and constantly running, running for a long time will not tired, endurance success is your biggest weapon.

The three stages of Gemini

The first stage is the birthday in May 20 to May 31 is the key between the individual stars are Mercury, your response to super fast, others say half the words, you already know where his focus, and can not wait for the other conclusions . You can also think that other people are often slow and inefficient, because you are a person can do three things, and knew how to do a. Suggest that you more in their own ability to express good to help your work, but your emotional side of the rich can easily affect your sense of things, be careful.

The second stage is the birthday in June 1 to June 10 is the key between the individual stars are Venus, although you often say that those who unintentionally, but often careless or hurt other people. Your heart good, but it used to adopt a rational attitude to resolve the matter, but also sometimes other people will think you are very cold-blooded. Suggest you use your sense of humor, and more to resolve this shortcoming, it will make everyone love you into a twin!

The third stage is the birthday on June 11 to June 21 is the key between the individual stars are Saturn, in a bad mood when you like a pile of mud, like, nothing to do, but also intends to put aside everything, so You have to be careful emotional control. Basically, you are optimistic, as long as the sentiment is the key to not let you, your creativity will bring you a large fortune.
The three stages of Cancer

Three-stage Cancer

The first stage is the birthday in June 22 to June 30 individuals between the planets at this stage is the moon, it will be particularly sensitive, is among the most sensitive Cancer group. Your ability to mimic or artistic talent are excellent, but now, in our society is too efficient, you will be sensitive to the characteristics of efficiency or the time of oppression and ignored, so this stage Cancer born to well-adaptation their nervous system, know how to relax is.

The second stage is the birthday in July 1 to July 11 individuals between the planets Mars, Mars is usually on behalf of combat effectiveness, although the master of your stars, mainly is the moon, but coupled with the effects of Mars makes you more there is determination, and you fed up with what for many will show very strong impatience, unlike other of Cancer has so much capacity inclusive. But this time it is born Cancer quite versatile, eloquence too bad either, and can use his eloquence to strengthen the performance of their work.

The third stage is the birthday on July 12 to July 22 between your personal planets are Jupiter and Neptune at the same time the conflict, and good luck on behalf of Jupiter, and Neptune symbol is a spiritual level, so often there will be inexplicable good luck . Because the emphasis on the soul level, your partner must also attach great importance to the soul. You must buy cheap, but also a combination of artistic taste, and not only because of cheap buy, this time the Cancer for practical and artistic value must be both, so little bit picky tendency!

Leonid the three stages of

The first stage is the birthday in July 23 to July 31 this stage between the Leo-born relatively mild personality, is not so tough, but there is still a good tendency to move. Man you have artistic talent, and for the observation of the human world is very sensitive, is a philosophy of character but also good at doing psychoanalysis Leo. The most important thing is this stage Leonid born, often because a decision after regret. For you to in the present can make great decisions, some information must be collected, is the most important and most needed.

The second stage is the birthday in August 1 to August 11 of this phase between you, will have obvious Leo personality, not only full of self-confidence, confident, subjectivity is also a little bit strong. Sometimes unconsciously, to the overwhelming will of others, or to show a strong style, but for all peer Wh is but also a very, very pay attention to friendship. When your lover, friends are happy, sometimes as long as you do not care to endure the sudden temper. Very lack of patience you, so you have to those around us do a little more patience.

The third stage is the birthday on August 12 to August 22 of this phase between the Leonids have a little bit of Virgo's personality, so in dealing with some things more analysis of the ability to review, and afterwards will own at home bored head like the reasons for the failure. But often thought half think it would be too tired of that first big! And then not think about the. Therefore, the whole thing through and make the best use of analytical ability, is that this phase of the Leonids the key to success. For some others? P heart conditions, it can be noted around the feelings of others, is a relatively moderate and cautious Leo.

The three stages of Virgo
The first stage is the birthday in August 23 to August 31 at this stage between the Virgo-born, will do things a little bit arrogant, and too subjective, this is your place to be careful. But better is that this phase-born Virgo strong determination, the characteristics of less hesitant, and then with the original analytical personality, would you like to do things very clear before, doing things after the comparison release was opened, this is a good thing.

The second stage is the birthday of the September 1 to September 11 was born during the period between the Virgo, personal planets is Saturn. You are very patient, very thoughtful, and very thrifty. But this does not mean that you are a stingy person! But do you think the money is spent to spend in the place. You do not need other people's supervision or guidance, North Korea will own their own goal. Further complicated matter under leaving no stone unturned in your will become very simple, you need to strengthen the relationship is a partnership, but in addition to and your partners well beyond, nor let him develop a reliance on your habits.

The third stage is the birthday on September 12 to September 22 between your personal planet is Venus, so you will be more than the other Virgo with sensitive character. You do not like to undermine the relationship between people, so sometimes do not want to undermine the friendship with simply to deal with the attitude of their own, so the passage of time that they would bear too much responsibility. Because you are very sensitive to emotions, so often feel hurt; but no relationship, you may wish to use to increase the sensitivity of others can. For example, you can bet the sensitivity of the writing or artistic creation, there must be a good performance; so as to prevent their break for some things like the first, go to a dead end has not come out drilling, while others have inadvertently hurt the feelings you, is not worth it?

The three stages of Libra
The first stage is the birthday in September 23 to September 30 is the key between the individual stars are Venus, you sometimes can not help but find fault in the hearts of some people, but the surface, you will still maintain a good harmony and their relationship but would like to remind you, sometimes you will want too exhaustive, by myself in a dilemma, if the outcome is not happy, you will blame themselves. The problem is you can not please everyone, this point you have to do a clear understanding.

The second stage is the birthday in October 1 to October 11 is the key between the individual stars are Saturn, you are a very concerned about the image, so although you have a lot of personal feelings and emotions, but you do not want to be in front of people, revealed. Even in the face of your loved one, because you will not want to let him worry about, or too lazy to say, and to remain silent, just want to let their emotions precipitation. Suggest you talk more and close friends, for voicing grievances curse a curse. Believe me, you will have more dynamism and vitality, so no matter what happened, so as not to be too hard!

The third stage is the birthday on October 12 to October 22 is the key between the individual stars are Uranus, you have always been too wronged themselves, to the neglect of their own ideas, so every time you will feel very wounded, But they let this situation continue. You have to learn the ability to refuse, and between that and get along with your unilateral patience alone is of no use, it will only allow the other side more determined to eat you.

The three stages of Scorpio
The first stage is the birthday in October 23 to October 31 between with the personal planets are Mars, which is double the meaning of mobility. Because Mars is in charge of the fighting force or actions, so this represents a negative behind means, you will be very authoritarian and subjective. That sounds good point, things will be very independent, very decisive, but did not sound a bit arbitrary. Subjectivity sometimes too tough, others will turn a deaf said. The cause of great accomplishments, in the emotional attitude would hold a soft, personality will not be too hard-line would have been better.

The second stage is the birthday in November 1 to November 11 during the period between the masters of the planet Jupiter and Neptune, respectively. Neptune is usually in charge of a relatively deep spirituality, but Jupiter is in charge of a blessing. A representative of the material, a representative of the spirit, so you very mercurial personality, often with different inner dialogue. When the doctor if you know more about what is a psychiatrist, if it is the cause of construction, then is the architectural design, that is to say you are good at analysis and analysis, this is your know-how in this respect the nature.

The third stage is the birthday on November 12 to November 21 between

Personal planet is the moon, the moon represents the preferences of fantasy, dream and love of motherhood. So you are of a relatively soft Scorpio, Scorpio would have liked to care for others, especially for like. For love is really taken care of in every possible way, the other half will feel very warm, very heart. But if they are not good partners, he may be a nagging suspicion you.

The three stages of Sagittarius

The first stage is the birthday in November 22 to November 30 is the key between the stars with personal planets is Jupiter, so you are a particular sense of justice, compassion Sagittarius. Very loyal to the love and very honest, you are also at work in this way, it will be her boss. Friends that you are a trustworthy person, and for people to get along with strong curiosity, is sincerely interested in friends, these are the advantages of good, it is necessary to make good use of, you can make your life more successful. Sometimes only your attention to things lasting no way, this is the need to improve.

The second stage is the birthday on December 1 to December 11 this stage between the personal planets are Mars, so this stage Sagittarius born with a positive, adventurous, ambitious character. Change your preferences, but at the beginning although you will feel happy, and later on will feel that emptiness. Even if the big money, the heart will feel lonely, so very important to enrich the soul. This is a stage with people who were born and from abroad will be a special fate, skilled in foreign languages, to expand your international outlook, speaking to you is very important. But you the relative lack of administrative skills, so you have to look for to help your assistant to allow the cause of a higher level.

The third stage is the birthday in December 12 to December 21 between your personal planets is the sun, so special attention to their own dignity and importance of self-esteem, and the best face Sagittarius. Ordinary people be able to open your joke, but was惹毛, you anti-lip-phase delay. Very fond of you squabble, how are you speaking, even if others think you are talking about sophistry, but you own their own set of logic. 。 You quite free, even for their favorite cause, for his favorite wife patience or effort, but once they interfere with your freedom, hinder your thing, you can not tolerate. You are responsible, very patient, for the work attitude is also very serious and is a leadership, also has ambitions characteristics Sagittarius.

The three stages of Capricorn

The first stage is the birthday in December 22 to December 31 this stage between the personal planets is Saturn, at this stage are the most difficult to make new friends of Capricorn! Capricorn If you have friends, please cherish each other, your life will be loyal to him as a friend. Capricorn speaking on Saturn is a symbol of lasting world, but also a symbol of stability, so this stage than the general stages of Capricorn Capricorn born in a more stable and mature. From small to large, we all think you are a bit small strange, but you own the vision and the future to do it is very clear. This phase of the Capricorn of mechanical and mathematical have special talents, but no matter how you will manage to find ways to a certain goal to cut the target, and then cut into small target to daily practice, is a most of the persistence constellation.

The second stage is the birthday in January 1 to January 10 individuals between the planets is Venus, you are in favor warmer Capricorn, life is full of laughter comparison, a more lovely personality, so you do not compare Well, like other Capricorn reality occasionally about what the art of music.。 Venus is the key to the feelings, so you are the most humane Capricorn. Sometimes even if you also want to孔, it is realistic and friends about some things, but ultimately will be feeling the impact. Perhaps you might think that this is your one of the major shortcomings, but this is actually an increase of the soft side of your personality, but a good full advantage of!

The third stage is the birthday on January 11 to January 19 between the personal planets are Mercury, their brains are relatively sober Capricorn. Mercury control because the brain also in charge of human nervous system, also dominated the ability to express, so you all inside Capricorn ability to express the strongest, but also know how to compare the changing environment is not so die-hard. Capricorn you and other difference is that you have a strong sense of justice, in general are relatively Capricorn things look after themselves, but you have sense of responsibility, and Sagittarius this point is close. What is your special place is the ability to learn, because Mercury is also in charge of foreign language ability. If you are interested in North Korea foreign development, the foreign language mastery, as well as foreign development luck will be better than others. So you may wish to look more substantial talent in this direction, multi-point effort the next, I believe you can make in your area of expertise can play a bigger above.

The three stages of Aquarius

The first stage is the birthday in January 21 to January 31 of this phase betweenis Uranus, the representative is a strong spiritual strength, so you add the characteristics of Aquarius, at this stage you will be born will have a spiritual temperament. And whether in religious or occult connection you particularly perceptive. If it wanted to become a fortune teller cents, But you are quite right. No matter what your ambition is, at this stage who will be in a special way to do the task. Perhaps we all like to swarm to Britain and the United States to study, you will especially want to go to Greece or Rome, we all read the law or politics, you will miss some special subjects. Make good use of your spiritual qualities, you have the innate ability to perceive inner others!

The second stage is the birthday in February 1 to February 9 of this phase betweenis Mercury, the main control our nervous system. So you have the feeling or sense of touch, smell will be more sensitive than the average person. You have great powers of observation and good oratorical skills, if you are a unique way of thinking, we are often many people have been robust robust you the right! All in all the work and knowledge are very suitable for you. You will not only rapidly absorbed, but also "give an anti-8" does! But you lack a little patience for it, please take note.

The third stage is the birthday on February 10 to February 18 is the key between your stars are Venus, your intuition and sixth sense is simply amazing, but if you did not make good use of them, it will become your resistance. You and most people have different views, then this is not bad, but if we do not listen to other people's opinions, but also that they are very shallow, it will be easily tasted the taste of defeat. "Life dream" The focus of this dream down. More balance between dreams and reality, life is your most important issue.

Pisces the three stages of the first stage is the birthday in February 19 to February 29 is the key to the period between the stars are Neptune, belonging to the spirit level, in order to dominate the arts. So you can all the art inside Pisces most prominent, but you have the dual personality of the most obvious. Your thinking is very trendy, but sometimes they did not dare to present his views, in this regard you should be strengthened. Your artistic talent coupled with the uniqueness of your thinking, if a good job market applications, will be able to create a bright future belongs to you. So you must be chosen profession can accept new ideas, and can let you have the talent to play, too conservative or the company will not suppress your boss for you

The second stage is the birthday in March 1 to March 10 of your planet is between the moon, the moon is the key to the evening, also dominated the Love family. This phase of the Pisces favorite home, you sometimes in a bad mood, and like fantasy, but there will be substantial for the family to pay. Pisces this stage, are particularly vulnerable to the outside world, the impact of context, so when you are in a good mood, you will feel that life is full of hope, will want to help others, coupled with a strong, rich sensitivity, it is easy to know why someone is feeling bad! However, weak, you may even be little inclination to commit suicide, it would be best to make good use of this sensitive energy, in the religious or the service industry can go your own way.

The third stage is the birthday on March 11 to March 20 individuals between the planets Mars, Mars represents the combat effectiveness with mobility, so you are a Pisces action inside the most powerful, is to congratulate you! And you do things like a quick end, and is active over-sensitive, but have a little bit anticlimactic Not at all suitable for your boss, to create the cause of independence, because you can easily get the responsibility upon himself, so to others it is better to employ the way. 。 During this period born Pisces, artistic talent and sensitivity are full of high, but I suggest that you, or use your more vigorous activity, while a further strengthening of your relationships, your life will go more smoothly.



Thursday, January 8, 2009

Where is my 1 more dolar?(Mathematic)

Three guys decided to share the cost of a motel room. It was thirty dollars. Each man gave a ten to the hotel managaer and went up to their shared room. However, the manager realized he had overcharged them by five dollars. So he gave a five to the bellboy to return to them. The bellboy couldn't figure out how to split five dollars between three men. So he took two dollars, put them in his pocket and then gave each man one dollar back. This means that each man paid nine dollars for the room. Nine dollars times the three (three men) is twenty-seven. Now add the two dollars the bellboy took, and that is only twenty-nine. What happened to the other dollar?

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Penang , Pearl of the Orient, Malaysia


Widely known as the Pearl of the Orient, Penang is one of Asia's most famous islands. Its natural beauty and exotic heritage have been attracting curious visitors for centuries.

Travel guides have referred to it as " . . . a place of mysterious temples and palm-shrouded beaches", while literary giant Somerset Maugham is known to have stayed on the island and spun tales about the romance of the white planter in South-East Asia.

Penang today is very much an amalgam of the old and the new – a bustling port, a heritage city and an industrial base. Perhaps it has more to offer per square mile than any other place in the world. For sheer variety of locales, cultures and foods, Penang is hard to beat. In it's capital Georgetown, modern skyscrapers rise from one of Southeast Asia's largest collections of intact prewar buildings. Manufactures of sophisticated electronic goods compete for space with wet markets and old temples. Where else can you find a century-old church, a Chinese temple, an Indian temple, and a Muslim mosque all within a five-minute walk from one another? Likewise, tall urban structures stand beside the red-tiled roofs of Chinatown and "Little India" is just across the road, while the Malay kampungs lie on the outskirts. The seamless melding of the many peoples of Penang is best reflected in the delicious hawker foods (available around the clock) and the adherence to traditions and customs. Festivals abound throughout the year.

Should one wish to get away from the busy city, the idlyllic beaches and soothing hills are but minutes away, while the industrial free trade zone, the "Silicon Valley of the East", and the international airport are equally accessible.

Penang or its Malay name of Pulau Pinang is made up of a turtle-shaped island, a total of 292 square kilometers, and a strip of land called Seberang Prai on Peninsular Malaysia about 48 kilometers wide.

Since 1985, the island has been joined to the mainland by the Penang Bridge, one of the longest bridges in the world. Alternatively, travellers arriving from the mainland can hop onto the ferry and take a 20-minute ride across. There are also international flights that connect directly to the international airport on the island.

Top 5 lame joke

Q: Why can't a pen move?
A: It's stationery (stationary)!

Q: What do you cry when chickens play soccer?
A: Fowl play! (Fowl play)

Q: Lotus Bun and Kaya Bun went to watch a movie and only one of them cried. Who and why?
A: Lotus Bun, because they have different fillings (feelings).

Q: Lotus Bun and Empty Bun went to watch a movie and only one of them cried. Who and why?
A: Lotus Bun. Because Empty Bun had no fillings (feelings).

Q: Lotus Bun and Red Bean Bun went to watch a movie and only one of them cried. Who and why?
A: Lotus Bun? No! Lotus Bun had watched the movie three times already.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Never lick an envelope

This is a true story
CAUTION

One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN .

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

Monday, January 5, 2009

It's is a miracle

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day & God bless!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Penang,Malaysia



This is where I live . Penang Island(Pulau Pinang in Malay),a part of Malaysia.


Penang

Penang Island, also known as `The Pearl of The Orient’, is a celebrity on her own right. Many visitors have heard of Penang more than they have heard of Malaysia. This is probably because of diverse cultural influences of Indian, Dutch, Portuguese and British that date back centuries ago.


A night view of Penang island.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Malaysia Traffic Rules


* It is compulsory to fasten the seat belts when sitting in a car include back seat.
* It is not illegal to use cell phones while driving in special condition.
* As per the Malaysian Law, driving and drinking should not be mixed. Anyone found at fault, would be strictly enforced with firm penalties.
* Drivers must use their turn indicators prior to turning.
* If get involved in an accident, drivers are recommended to avoid confrontational behavior and should file report to the local police within 24 hours.
* In the morning as well as evening, traffic gets really heavy and if it rains, then situation can be really cumbersome. So, avoid commuting at rush hours.
* Be alert while walking on the road too, since motorcyclists often take wrong turns to avoid confrontation with heavy traffic.
* It is always advised to foreign travelers not to drive themselves and prefer the services of driver to enjoy your trip.
* At sobriety checkpoints, it is essential for drivers to submit alcohol breath tests. Failure of test results can cause serious penalties.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

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