Thursday, October 30, 2008

动动脑筋

从前,在英国伦敦的一条大街上,有三家裁缝铺。为了争生意,三个人开始动脑筋。
有一天,其中一个裁缝师在店前挂出一块告牌。“本店有伦敦最好的裁缝"
另一个裁缝师也在店前挂出一块告牌。“本店有英国最好的裁缝”
第三个裁缝师见了,不慌不忙地挂出一个告牌“xxxxxxxxxxxxx."
这14个字令大家看了赞不绝口。

请问他写了什么字?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

动动脑筋

有一天,柯南接了一通电话就冲冲忙忙跑到现场去查案。
警察就向在现场的人录口供。
其中有三位现场人说
大猪:下班时间一到,同事们都走了。
小猪:今天我值班,我巡视了一遍店堂,正要去关门,这是闯进了三个人。
中猪:三个人蒙着脸,戴着手套,哦,其中一个还戴着一枚金戒指。。。。。

这时,柯南就知道有人在说谎。

你知道是谁吗?为什么?

Monday, October 27, 2008

So Boring

Happy Holiday^^
Monday,Tuesday are holiday
I'm glad when I heard such a good news
but there are bad news also
next week exam T.T
no playing computer game in this holiday
no go out in this holiday
no playing hide ad seek with friends in this holiday
the only thing you need to do is read
read and read and read
read till you become a genius like Thomas Edition
what did he say last time
erm..
he say
genius is one percent perspiration ninety nine percent inspiration
so we no need study lol use our brain ok le
wrong wrong wrong
this concept is totally wrong
it should be
genius is ninety nine percent inspiration one percent effort
wrong wrong wrong
wrong lagi?
haiz....
it should be
Genius is one percent inspiration ninety nine percent perspiration.
Bingo^.^
so
now
what should i do
okay
take Sejarah book and read
chapter 6
Pembentukan Kerajaan Islam Dan Sumbangannya
ohhh no Islam!!!!!
i tell u a secret
whenever i see 'Islam' this phrase i will fell asleep
so
there is only one cure
before read sejarah
I need close my eyes
and tell myself
I love Islam I love Islam I love Islam
I love Islam I love Islam I love Islam
I love Islam I love Islam I love Islam
........100 times
but bad news
when i open eyes
the world becomes different
my brain automatically edits the 'love' into 'hate'
so how
can someone tell me pls
how can i combat this malaise
how can i
tell me pls....
haiz...
i totally hopeless
this holiday totally hopeless
this holiday totally tortures me
but i have make a conclusion
In the nutshell,I cannot live with Islam
I cannot see Islam this word
I cannot let Islam teacher teach me (especially my Moral's teacher)
so the moral's teacher
can u pls...
go back your kampung
and sembayang there
don't kacau kacau me at school
lastly i would like to apologize if i do write something that hurt u
harap maaf
sekian terima kasih
thank you for your support.^^



Saturday, October 25, 2008

An amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after
her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the
party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but
due
to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was
too
nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please,
let
me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me
some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee.'
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why
you
have this hobby? He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,
just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty
coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my
hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'. While
saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched..
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can
tell
out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,
has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about
her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice
talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets
all
her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was
such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty
coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess
married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And,
every
time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she
knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: 'My
dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I
said
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so
nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It
was
hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be
the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times
in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to
lie
to you for anything..
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like
the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty
coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for
anything I do for you.. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my
whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and
have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee
again'.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's
the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear
but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one
you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find one, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, '...that's
her.'

Thursday, October 23, 2008

兩隻麻袋--父母恩重如山..........(很感人!)

他是個搶劫犯,入獄一年了,從來沒人看過他。眼看別的犯人隔三隔五日的就有人來探監,送來各種好吃的....他眼一饞,就給父母寫信,讓他們來,也不是為好吃的,就是直想著父母。

在無數封信石沉大海後,他明白了,父母拋棄了他。傷心和絕望之餘,他又寫了一封信,說如果父母如果再不來,他們將永遠失去他這個兒子。這不是說氣話,幾個重刑犯拉他一起越獄不是一兩天ㄉ事,他只是一直下不 了決心,現在反正是爹不親娘不愛、赤條條無牽掛了,還有什麼好擔心的?



這天天氣特別冷。他正和幾個 '麻吉 '密謀越獄,忽然間,有人喊道: '有人來看你! '會是誰呢? 進探監室一看,他呆了,是媽媽,是媽媽!一年不見,媽媽變得都認不出來了。才五十多的人...頭髮全白了,腰彎得像蝦子捲,人瘦得不成形,衣裳破破爛爛,一雙腳竟然光著,滿是污垢和乾血跡,身旁還放著兩隻破麻布口袋。

娘兒兩對著看著,沒等他開口,媽媽渾濁的眼淚就流出來了,她邊抹眼淚,年邁母親邊說著:小剛,信我收到了,別怪爸媽狠心,實在是抽不開身啊,你爸……又病了,我要服侍他,再說路又遠……

這時,監獄輔導員端來一大碗熱氣騰騰的雞蛋麵進來了,熱情的說:大娘,吃口麵再談。

'劉媽媽急忙站起身,手在身上使勁的擦著:使不得、使不得。

監獄輔導員把碗還是塞到老人的手中,笑著說:我娘也就您這個歲數了,娘吃兒子一碗麵不應該嗎?劉媽媽不再說話,低下頭 '呼啦呼啦 '吃起來,吃得是那個快又香啊,好像多少天沒吃飯了。

等劉媽媽吃完了,小剛,看著母親那雙又紅又腫、又裂了許多乾血口的腳,忍不住問:媽,你的腳怎麼了?鞋呢?

還沒等媽媽回答,監獄輔導員冷冷地接過話回應:你媽是步行來的,鞋早磨破了。

步行?從家到這兒有三四百里路,而且很長一段是山路!

小剛他慢慢蹲下身,輕輕撫著那雙不成形的腳: '媽,你怎麼不坐車啊?怎麼不買雙鞋啊? '

媽媽縮起腳,裝著不在意的說: '坐什麼車啊,走路挺好的,唉,今年鬧豬瘟,家裡的幾頭豬全死了,天又乾干,莊稼收成不好,還有你爸……
看病……花了好多錢……你爸身子好的話,我們早來看你了,你別怪爸媽。

監獄輔導員擦了擦眼淚,悄悄退了出去。小剛低著頭問:爸的身子好些了嗎? ' 小剛等了半天不見回答,頭一抬,媽媽正在擦眼淚,嘴裡卻說: '沙子迷眼了,你問你爸呀 ?! 他快好了……他讓我告訴你,別牽掛他,好好改造。

探監時間結束了。監獄輔導員進來,手裡抓著一大把錢票,說: '大娘,這是我們幾個監獄輔導人員的一點心意,您可不能光著腳走回去了,不然,小剛他可是心疼死啊!

劉媽媽雙手直搖,說: '這哪成啊,娃兒在你這裡,已夠你操心的了,我再要你錢,不是折我的壽嗎? '

監獄輔導員聲音顫抖著說: '做兒子的,不能讓你享福,反而讓老人擔驚受怕,讓您光腳走幾百里路來這兒,如果再光腳走回去,這個兒子還算個人嗎? '

小剛聞聽到已撐不住了,聲音嘶啞地喊道: '媽! '就再也發不出聲了,此時窗外也是泣聲一片,那是監獄輔導員喊來旁觀的人犯們發出的。

這時,有個獄警進了屋,故做輕鬆地說: '別哭了,媽媽來看兒子是喜事啊,應該笑才對,讓我看看大娘帶了什麼好吃的。

'他邊說邊拎起劉媽媽身旁ㄉ麻袋就倒出來,劉媽媽來不及阻擋,口袋裡的東西全倒了出來。

頓時,所有的人都錯愣了。

第一隻口袋倒出的,全是饅頭、麵餅什麼的,四分五裂,硬如石頭,而且個個不同。

不用說,這是劉媽媽一路乞討來的。劉媽媽窮極了,雙手揪著衣角,喃喃的說: '娃兒呀~別怪媽媽施討的事呢,家裡實在拿不出什麼東西…… '

小剛似乎沒聽見似的,直勾勾地盯住第二隻麻袋裡倒出的東西,那是-一個骨灰盒!

他呆呆的問: '媽,這是什麼? '劉媽媽神色慌張起來,伸手要抱那個骨灰盒: '沒……沒什麼 …… '

他發瘋般搶了過來,渾身顫抖: '媽,這是什麼?! '

他媽無力地坐了下去,花白的頭髮劇烈的抖動著。好半天,她才吃力地說: '那是……你爸!為了攢錢來看你,他沒曰沒夜地打工,身子給累垮了。臨死前,他說他生前沒來看你,心裡難受,死後一定要我帶他來,看你最後一眼…… '

他發出撕心裂肺的一聲吼叫: '爸,我一定會改好……接著 '撲通 '一聲跪了下去,一個使勁兒地用頭撞地。 '撲通、撲通 ',只見探監室外黑亞亞跪倒一片,痛哭聲響徹天空…… 父母恩重如山

Check your phone is original or not

Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI) number appears…
check the 7th and 8th digits
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Phone serial no. x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x

IF the 7th & 8th digits are 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality
IF the 7th & 8th digits are 08 or 80 that mean it’ s manufactured in Germany which is not bad
IF the 7th & 8th digits are 01 or 10 that mean it’s manufactured in Finland which is Good
IF the 7th & 8th digits are 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality …
IFthe 7th & 8th digits are 13 that mean it was Assembled onAzerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

Confusing Chinese Names

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!


Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.


Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?


Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.


Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).


Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

The people Who visit my blog should see this

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
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好可怕的日本女人!(她吃了她的男朋友)

不知道大家有没有看到过这张图,一个变态日本女人把移情别恋的男友杀了后煮著吃。还用内胀煮了汤,起名曰:爱情汤
又把男友的情人打瞎一只眼,剪掉嘴唇,捶掉几颗牙和两个手指,切掉一个乳房(这样都没死),最后把硫酸一点一点往阴道里灌,一整瓶硫酸倒进去那情人也折磨死了。从情人下体流出来的黑色液体把整个客厅弄脏。
当警察闯进她家看见一个面目全非的尸体,地板上全是带著异味的黑色液体。
她坐在放著一个头颅的饭桌前正用勺子食用人脑,还很镇定的对三个已经发木的警察说:我吃完这些就好了,一会就跟你们走。
警察还找到一本记著她杀人食尸经过的日记本




以下是那位日本女人的日记

最近民哲對我的態度很異常,很冷眼的感覺......
跟我說「我愛你」三個字已經是很久以前的事了
總覺得他在避我
可我已經給他我的身體,我的錢,我的心...
毫無保留全部都...我已經沒有什麼可給你的了
萬一你要是不要我的話,啊。。有電話
好像是他打來的.
 
我已經睡了3天了?
頭好像要爆炸了,他的聲音還在我耳朵裡串來串去.
我們分手吧?是夢吧,一定是夢...
我知道這是事實不能讓他走,一定不能讓他走
他和我一定要成為一個體
他只是暫時想著別的問題......馬上會回到我身邊的
一定會把民哲留到我身邊
不會讓任何人搶走的...永遠...
民哲...冰箱裡冷吧?...再忍一忍..恩?...

決定第一個吃他的手.  
溫柔的撫摩過我的那雙手...
用我最珍惜的馬勺做了到菜,很用功很用功的..
他的手指頭我咬了很長時間.  
回想著他好想哭,像傻瓜一樣......
他和我 現在真正的成為一體......
明天早晨要用他的內障熬湯喝.
 
199x 年 3月 15日
早晨熬的湯還剩了點 
我給他起了個名字叫′愛的湯′有點好笑. ...
民哲的胸真的很好吃
又軟又有彈性,以後就不能靠在著胸上了,覺得民哲現在會很高興...
會覺得看上別的女人是個很愚蠢的事情.
明明知道我那麼的愛你...
鍋裡他的腿好像在鼓勵我我說的對似的,在亂跳.

只剩下民哲的頭了.
今天我才知道讓他放棄我的女人是誰了
民哲,你也很討厭他吧?不是故意誘惑你了嗎?
我替你好好教訓教訓她,讓她永遠再不能誘惑任何人.
叫 幽惠美,惠美..呼~~~~
 
將惠美帶到了我和民哲的家裡了.
我要在他的面前懲罰這個女人
大喊大叫的話很煩所以..昏迷的時候......
把她的身體捆好了,讓民哲看好...
把民哲的頭放在了飯桌上
將惠美放到他的正對面
一隻眼睛懶掉了,我那毛巾替他清理了...
只能用一隻眼睛看,是不是很不適應,沒關係吧?...
呵呵 民哲在笑的,惠美啊快醒醒吧...

民哲給帶上截止的手指......早晨用錘子打碎了
喊的太尖銳了,現在耳朵還疼
血到處都是,我擦的很辛苦,民哲喜歡乾淨的....
她說放他一條命,呵呵可是該受罰的一定要受啊
可沒有想殺她的想法,民哲不喜歡殺人....

民哲昨晚給我求饒了,他說跟惠美親過嘴...
純真的民哲 呵呵..用尖刀把惠美的嘴唇弄下來了...
反抗的太強烈了,用昨天用的錘子打了幾下他的嘴,這才安靜了許多。 
呵呵 牙掉了3~4個有點好笑 呵呵呵呵
民哲也看著她笑了,也誇了我一頓.

今天是休假日,想在家裡休息
懲罰她的事情真的好有趣 
誘惑過民哲的,她的那乳房,我用菜刀割下了一半左右
好好看的乳房,割下來有點可惜了
血也流了好多,可能是知道自己錯了吧,只是低著頭只看著
自己被割下的乳房,呵呵呵呵
有時候說「殺了我吧」呵呵每當那時我就用鉗子將手指甲或腳指甲,
一個一個向後面弄過去,呵呵 現在也不說那樣的話了
恩~~~~要讓壞人改正的話還是懲罰的好 呵呵呵呵

給了她最後的懲罰
把乾淨的清理了跟民哲接觸過的下半身的那個地方
呵呵 很好玩事情哦,我把她脫光後放到了床上
把雙腿弄開後 用釘子把他的腳釘在了床上
昨天買來的鹽酸倒入了他的陰道裡,一點一點的倒入.....
呵呵可能是最後的反抗吧,非常激烈,倒完了一瓶後她的那地方流出了好多噁心的東西, 
還有很惡毒的味,早知道就在浴室弄了,真是的.....
民哲,以後別在看別的女人了....... 
=====================================================
 
這時接到情報的警察破門而入 
當時那女的拿著勺呆呆的看著警察
桌子上面放著一個頭,那旁邊的椅子上躺著一個屍體
她在警察的眼前用勺挖著那個人頭
從人頭裡挖出灰色的液體的東西,向嘴裡塞進去
「等一下哦吃完這些就行了,稍等一下哦」
椅子上那屍體只能看出來是個女的
看著不停的挖著頭的女人,警察們都看呆了
突然有一股恐怖的感覺 
微微的聽見她的嘴裡發出一個男人聲音
「袖珍,我錯了...對不起...」

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans.


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....



1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell
6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.


10 I pu t the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2
him but I don't know what he 1.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

很感人的故事

1) 背你上楼的男人
她是城市的白领,他是城市的扛包工人.高中毕业后,两个人划着完全不同的青春轨迹.可是,
他们依然保持着恋人的关系.仅仅是保持着.

白天,她在公司里喝正宗的雀巢咖啡,下班后,她吃他买来的廉价的冰棍;中午,她品味着公司里精致的饭菜,晚上,
他带她去脏兮兮的饭馆吃并不正宗的兰州拉面.她认为,自己的生活太不协调.这样的恋情,从开始的那一天, 便仿佛注定了某一种结局.

他每天去接她,然后送到她所居住的白领公寓的电梯口, 道一声晚安,匆匆离去.那天她突然想撒娇,她说背我上去吧!他看了看电梯,电梯运转良好,
然后他回头,说,好.他没问理由.他背着她,从一楼开始,慢慢向上爬.爬到一半他累了,他说休息一下好不好,她突然来了兴致,
娇嗔着说不行.他就真的没有休息,一直爬到她的寓所所在的13楼. 她问他累不累,他说累,比扛包累.她知道他说的是真的 , 她有了一丝感动.
但他们还是分手了.因为有时候,仅有感动,并不能够将爱情维持 .爱情的本身,除了感动,好象还有太多的琐碎.城市里并不缺少一个扛包工人,所以他回到乡下.
他偶尔会给她打电话,告诉她他现在种着大棚,挣了一些钱.她听着,淡淡的. 那时她已经有了新的男友,门当户对的,可以充门面,协调生活的那种.

然后某一天,他有一次打来电话,说他攒够了五千元钱,这些钱可以在乡下娶老婆了.她发现,突然间,自己的眼角,竟然有些湿润.
她新交的男友也是每天接她下班,送她至电梯,很绅士地道一声晚安,然后离去某一天她说,背我上去吧.男友说 ,行.
那时电梯停在一楼,男友背起她,飞快地冲进电梯.她伏在男友的背上,与电梯一起爬升,心却在飞快地下沉.
男友嘿嘿笑着,好象对自己这个带着幽默的小伎俩很是满意.那一天,她没有接受男友照例的吻别.

她给他打电话,她问他那五千块钱花出去了吗?然后她便发现自己泪流满面.他说花出去了。
她扔掉了电话,那一刻, 她觉得自己正在失去整个世界.
几天后她在电梯门口看到他,他的手里拿着一枚戒指,很高档. 他把戒指扬了扬,说, 五千块.她乐了.
然后她开始哭泣,哭得一塌糊涂.
她说背我上去?他说好.然后他背着她,一步步爬着楼梯.途中他累了,他说这次让不让休息,她说不行不行.
他就沉默着,一直爬到了13层.这时她想,如果一个男人,肯背着一个女人爬最漫长的楼梯,甚至可以不问理由,
那么,这个女人,还有什么理由拒绝他呢?她给了他一个长久热烈的吻.
2)<<一杯鲜奶 >>

一个穷苦学生郝武德.凯礼,为了付学费,挨家挨户地推销货品。到了晚上,发现自己的肚子很饿,而口袋里只剩下一个小钱。
然而当一位年轻貌美的女孩子打开门时,他却失去了勇气。他没敢讨饭,却只要求一杯水喝。女孩看出来他饥饿的样子,
于是给他端出一大杯鲜奶来。他不慌不忙地将它喝下。而且问说,『应付多少钱?』
而她的答复却是:「你不欠我一分钱。母亲告诉我们,不要为善事要求回报。」
于是他说:「那么我只有由衷地谢谢了」当郝武德.凯礼离开时,不但觉得自己的身体强壮了不少,而且对天主与对人的信心也增强了起来。
他原来已经陷入绝境,准备放弃一切的。
数年后,那个年轻女孩病情危急。当地医生都已束手无策。家人终于将她送进大都市,以便请专家来检查她罕见的病情。
他们请到了郝武德?凯礼医生来诊断。当他听说,病人是某某城的人时,他的眼中充满了奇特的光辉。他立刻穿上医生服装,
走向医院大厅,进了她的病房。医生一眼就认出了她。他立刻回到诊断室,并且下定决心要尽最大的努力来挽救她的性命。
从那天起,他特别观察她的病情。经过一次漫长的奋斗之后,终于让她起死回生,战胜了病魔。
最后批价室将出院的帐单送到医生手中,请他签字。医生看了帐单一眼,然后在帐单边缘上写了几个字,就将帐单转送到她的病房里。
她不敢打开帐单,因为她确定,需要她一辈子才能还清这笔医药费。但最后她还是打开看了,而且帐单边缘上的一些东西,特别引起她的注目。
她看到了这么一句话:「一杯鲜奶已足以付清全部的医药费!」签署人:郝武德.凯礼医生。
眼中泛滥着泪水,她心中高兴地祈祷着:「天主啊!感谢您,感谢您的慈爱,藉由众人的心和手,不断地在传播着。」

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Nice poem




You walked passed me...
And my skin tingled with sensation.
I have a tiny little feeling
We'd make one dangerous combination.
It's pretty obvious that you live
On the wrong side of the track.
But I know if I get to know you,
I know I'd never go back.
A fire in me burns
When you touch my skin,
The sweet blaze of your lips,
Equals a savory sin.
There's sweat, and then there's steam.
Then a scorching passion
That exists in between...
Two lovers in the midst
Of a lustful embrace,
The clothes off my body
Have left without a trace.
Scattered, strewn, laying on the floor
An entanglement of two bodies
Behind a closed door.
Well, I have to say,
You're the best I've ever had.
And good Lord does it feel good,
Just being so damn bad...

句号

句号
她的宁静
她-含蓄微笑
此刻一朵午眠世俗之花
端着梦 面对
水里的男孩

她知道 水里的男孩在阳光普照下
是一组闪炼句号
没有序曲 高潮后的
一秒钟 即进入结束
一秒钟后
再次高潮

如此虚幻反复 她知道
水里男孩在月光普照下
是一组曲折句号
唯有曲折的才能进入曲折

最后还是句号 男孩知道
梦里的世俗之花
平凡如归家路人

‘充满期待的小径里
脚步是踏实的’
她-含蓄微笑
告诉梦外的男孩
关于归家之乐

男孩说
我在水里
我住在句号里面
任何时刻是终点
没有归家
只因我在梦外

她-含蓄微笑
‘我在梦里,所以实在’
In every full stop ,there will be an end.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Real player 11

This version of real player really change a little bit.the thing i like is there got games^^.

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