WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

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> ??? HE : Can I buy you a drink?
> ??? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
> ???
> ??? HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a
> face like
> yours.
> ??? SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for
> a face like
> yours.
> ???
> ??? HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> ??? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake
> twice.
> ???
> ??? HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> ??? SHE : I must've been given your share.
> ???
> ??? HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> ??? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
> ???
> ??? HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
> ??? SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
> ???
> ??? HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> ??? SHE : Okay, get out.
> ???
> ??? HE : I think I could make you very happy.
> ??? SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
> ???
> ??? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> ??? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time
> ???
> ??? HE : Can I have your name?
> ??? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
> ???
> ??? HE : Shall we go see a movie?
> ??? SHE : I've already seen it.
> ???
> ??? HE : Where have you been all my life?
> ??? SHE : Hiding from you.
> ???
> ??? HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
> ??? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
> ???
> ??? HE : Is this seat empty?
> ??? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> ???
> ??? HE : So, what do you do for a living?
> ??? SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
> ???
> ??? HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
> ??? SHE : Do not enter.
> ???
> ??? HE : Your body is like a temple.
> ??? SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
> ???
> ??? HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> ??? SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> ???
> ??? FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
> ??? (and men who may appreciate good humor)