Top 5 lame joke

Q: Why can't a pen move?
A: It's stationery (stationary)!

Q: What do you cry when chickens play soccer?
A: Fowl play! (Fowl play)

Q: Lotus Bun and Kaya Bun went to watch a movie and only one of them cried. Who and why?
A: Lotus Bun, because they have different fillings (feelings).

Q: Lotus Bun and Empty Bun went to watch a movie and only one of them cried. Who and why?
A: Lotus Bun. Because Empty Bun had no fillings (feelings).

Q: Lotus Bun and Red Bean Bun went to watch a movie and only one of them cried. Who and why?
A: Lotus Bun? No! Lotus Bun had watched the movie three times already.